Comedy and ice cream are two of the best things in life.
Enteranti jokes.These are (often) short quips that are purposefully unfunny.
However, as a result, they are purposefully hilarious.
So lets take a closer look at the world of anti humor.
What is an Anti Joke?
you’ve got the option to think of anti humor as something akin to a comical tease.
It is a verbal disappointment that cannot help but make you laugh with its banality.
A joke that is told convincingly and sold with a setup like any other.
This combination, along with proper deadpan delivery, will have your audience in stitches.
They embody everything that is so wonderfully frustrating about this comedy form.
These would be great jokes to crack open on any occasion.
They are simple and easy to remember.
So, youre looking for the best anti jokes?
Here are some of my favorite ones…Uno, Un, One, Een
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?Wheres my tractor?
4.What do you calla fly with no wings?A fly.
The irony is unfortunate, but the name doesnt change.
What did one German man say to the other?I dont know.
I cant speak German!
What do you call a cheese that isnt yours?Stolen!
ensure you return it before the rightful owners prosecute you.
Why cant a T-rex clap?Because its extinct!
Laughter is the best medicine …Not for me, Ive got cancer.
Just remember, it is hard to build a full act around nothing but anti jokes.
However, that doesnt mean you should probably abandon them completely.
There is, as always, a middle ground.
What is the funniest of all anti jokes?Definitely not this one.
What is red and extremely bad for your teeth?A flying brick.
Whats blue and smells like red paint?Blue paint
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What do you call a carwash that wont wash cars anymore?Broken.
What do you call a talking turtle?Fictional.
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A horrible boating accident.
What do you call a joke that isnt funny?A sentence.
How tall is the Empire State Building?One Empire State Building tall.
What do you get if you eat too much ice cream?A stomach ache and possibly diabetes.
Why did the girl drop the crystal vase?Because she tripped.
They are so groan-worthy they make a dad joke sound highbrow.
You should go because its good to have a bit of levity in this cruel life.
Why did the man say hi to the little girl?Because he was being polite.
His mother didnt raise a man with no respect.
I bet I know what makes you laugh!What then?Your facial muscles!
What did one stranger say to the other?Nothing, they were strangers!
Whats funny about five people in a Chevy Suburban driving off a cliff?Nothing.
They were my cousins.
Mary had a little lamb…and the doctor fainted.
How is a laser beam similar to my pet ferret?Neither of them can whistle!
How many apples grow on a tree?All of them!
A guy walks into a bar…and orders a pint.
You need something special to bring the house down.
A walk-off hit that leaves them speechless.
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?One, they are very efficient people!
I was going to tell a pizza joke…but its too cheesy!
Why did the chicken cross the road?Probably to lay an egg, or maybe eat some corn.
Chickens lead pretty dull lives.
What would you callSanta Clausif he didnt have any elves?Probably still Santa Claus.
What did one French guy say to another French guy?Wow, my name is also Guy.
Whats the easiest way to confuse someone?Paint yourself green and throw forks at them!
11 Examples of Why One Good Anti Joke Deserves Another
Jokes are stories.
Not all stories are good just check the Amazon Kindle store.
Unfunny jokes are like self-published books.
How do you tell a deaf person a joke?I dont know, I didnt learn sign language.
What did one ant say to the other ant?Nothing, ants communicate by pheromones, not speech.
Why did Sophie get sick after eating an ice cream cone?She was lactose intolerant.
Why do the dinosaurs laugh at jokes?Because they havea great sense of humor!
Why did Katie break open her piggy bank?Because she wanted to get her money.
What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?An ambulance, hes clearly injured.
It really isnt that hard to collect trash.You just pick it up as you go along.
Roses are red,Violets are blue,Some poems rhyme,Im a really bad gardener.
Whats the one thing in this human life that you could count on?A calculator.
Final Thoughts on the Best Anti Jokes Around
There you have it.
Over a half-century of unfunny jokes guaranteed to leave your audience in stitches.
The best stories all start somewhere, and maybe this post is the start of yours.
Were you already aware of anti humor before you read this?
Did we get your favorite joke on the list?
If not, drop us a comment, we love to laugh.
Which of our quips tickled your fancy the most?
