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There are many people who say that Shakespeare is the man responsible for inventing these jokes.
How true that is will never be known.
While they may be primarily viewed as childish jokes, they remain popular among humorists of all ages.
So, without further aplomb, lets take a look at the best knock knock jokes of all time.
Children the world over have their own variations and collections of these punny jokes.
Inoffensive and straightforward, knock knock jokes come from a place of innocence.
Being able to tell a joke is a great way to break the ice andmake a good impressionon people.
For many people, knock knock jokes are their first introduction to comedy.
Both in terms of delivering and being the audience.
So, with that said, lets look at some of the all-time classic knock knock jokes for kids.
Knock, knockWhos there?Tank.Tank who?Youre Welcome!
Knock, knockWhos there?Nobel.Nobel who?Nobel… thats why I knocked!
Knock, knockWhos there?Luke.Luke who?Luke through the peephole and find out.
Knock, knockWhos there?Cow says.Cow says who?No, a cow says mooooo!
Knock KnockWhos there?Says.Says who?Says me!
Knock, knockWhos there?Water.Water who?Water you doing telling jokes right now?
fire up the door and let me in.
Knock, knockWhos there?Iran.Iran who?Iran here.
Im tired so let me in.
Knock, knockWhos there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in, its cold out here!
Knock, knockWhos there?Boo.Boo who?Boo hoo?
Dont cry; its just a joke.
Knock, knockWhos there?Stopwatch.Stopwatch who?Stopwatch youre doing and let me in!
Knock, knockWhos there?Spell.Spell who?W.
Knock, knockWhos there?Voodoo.Voodoo who?Voodoo you think you are?
Knock, knockWhos there?Mustache.Mustache who?I mustache you a few questions.
Knock, knockWhos there?Iva.Iva who?Iva sore hand from knocking.
Knock, knockWhos there?Isabelle.Isabelle who?Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?
Knock, knockWhos there?Althea.Althea who?Althea later, alligator!
Knock, knockWhos there?Amish.Amish who?Awwww, thats sweet.
I miss you too.
Knock, knockWhos there?Candice.Candice who?Candice door open now; its raining.
Knock, knockWhos there?God bless.God bless who?Thank you, God bless you too.
Knock, knockWhos there?Imma.Imma who?Imma catch a cold if you dont pop fire up door!
Knock, knock.Whos there?Hatch.Hatch who?God bless you.
Knock, knock.Whos there?Adore.Adore who?Adore is between us.
Knock, knock.Whos there?Cargo.Cargo who?No, car go beep beep!
Knock, knock.Whos there?Pecan!Pecan who?Pecan somebody your own size!
Knock, knock.Whos there?Cash.Cash who?No thanks, but Id love some peanuts!
If you want to master the best knock knock jokes, you need an expansive knowledge of them.
Enough of the niceties, onwards with the best knock knock jokes for people of all ages.
Knock, knockWhos there?Ben.Ben who?Ben knocking for ages now, pop pop the door.
Knock, knockWhos there?Nun ya.Nun ya who?Nun ya business, just open up.
Knock, knockWhos there?Alex.Alex who?Alex plain later just let me in.
Knock, knockWhos there?Snow.Snow who?Snow laughing matter, its raining, open up.
Knock, knockWhos there?Dozen.Dozen who?Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Knock, knockWhos there?Scold.Scold who?Scold enough out here to go ice skating!
Knock, knockWhos there?Alien.Alien who?Um, how many aliens do you know?
Knock, knockWhos there?Amarillo.Amarillo who?Amarillo nice guy so so let me in.
Knock, knockWhos there?Wooden shoe.Wooden shoe who?Wooden shoe like to know.
Knock, knockWhos there?Honeydew.Honeydew who?Honeydew wanna dance with me?
Knock, knockWhos there?Broken pencilBroken pencil who?Never mind, this joke is pointless.
Its kind of an anti-joke orstupid humor, but it checks out.
Knock, knockWhos there?Control freak … now you oughta say control freak who.
Say knock knockKnock KnockWhos there?…
The humor comes from catching people out rather than hitting them with a punchline.
Knock, knockWhos there?Ho-ho.Ho-ho who?Wow, that Santa impression was terrible.
Knock, knockWhos there?Ice cream soda.Ice cream soda who?Ice cream soda people can hear me.
Knock, knockWhos there?Interrupting sheep.Interruption sheep wh…Baaaa!
Knock, knockWhos there?Cereal.Cereal who?Cereal pleasure to meet you, just launch the door.
Knock, knockWhos there?Ida.Ida who?I think youll find its pronounced Idaho!
Knock, knockWhos there?Annie.Annie who?Annie chance you want to go for a drink?
Knock, knockWhos there?Closure.Closure who?Closure mouth when eating, its disgusting.
Knock, knockWhos there?You.You who?You hoo, anybody home?
Knock, knock.Whos there?Linda.Linda who?Linda Hand, will ya?
Mine is tired from knocking.
Knock, knock.Whos there?I am.I am who?I am who is knocking.
Knock, knock.Whos there?Ray D.Ray D. who?Ray D or not, here I come.
Knock, knock.Whos there?I.
O. who?Me.
When are you paying me back?
For many,rude jokesare the best knock knock jokes.
They harken us back to our childhood and the immaturity of school ground humor but are laced with innuendo.
Its a sensible progression.
Innuendo humor is basically the adult version of childish puns.
They are the sort of embarrassingdad-style jokesyour creepy uncle would come out with at family gatherings.
Knock, knock.Whos there?Jamaican.Jamaican who?Jamaican me horny.
Knock, knock.Whos there?Some!Some who?Some asshole talking to a knock-knock joke.
Knock, knock.Whos there?Not someone.Not someone who?Not someone who will get you laid.
Knock, knock.Whos there?Madam.Madam who?Help madam finger is stuck in the door.
Knock, knock.Whos there?
(Sexy voice) Who would you like it to be?
Knock, knock.Whos there?Ivana.Ivana who?Ivana rip your clothes off
69.
Knock, knock.Come in.God damn it.
Knock, knock.Whos there?Not your wife.
Knock, knock.Whos there?Nicholas!Nicholas who?Knickerless girls shouldnt climb trees.
Knock, knock.Whos there?Kiss.Kiss who?Kiss me!
Knock, knock.Whos there?Ice cream.Ice cream who?Ice cream all night if youre lucky.
Knock, knock.Whos there?Ben Dover.Ben Dover who?Ben Dover and Ill give you a big surprise!
Knock, knock.Whos there?Dozer.Dozer who?Dozer the biggest breasts Ive ever seen.
Knock, knock.Whos there?Howie.Howie who?Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
Knock, knock.Whos there?Baby owl.Baby owl who?Baby owl see you later at my place.
Knock, knock.Whos there?When where.When where who?Tonight, my place, you and me.
Knock, knock.Whos there?Bee.Bee who?I like the view from bee-hind you.
Knock, knock.Whos there?Gladiator.Gladiator who?Gladiator during the threesome.
Knock, knock.Whos there?IvannaIvanna who?Ivanna see your tits.
Knock, knock.Whos there?Ike.Ike who?Ike can rock your world, baby.
Knock, knock.Whos there?Iguana.Iguana who?Iguana f*$& your butt.
Knock, knockWhos there?Ivor.Ivor who?Ivor big cock just for you!
For example, the Candice joke is an excellent option for these jokes.
This takes a single joke and gives it multiple uses.
While they may not be the pinnacle of humor, there is something wholesome and fun about telling them.
The above list is comprehensive but by no means definitive.
There would seem to be no end to the number of knock knock jokes out there.
Especially when you think about how so many can be reused with slightly different wordings.
