Football has finally landed.
At this moment, every team is Super Bowl bound.
For us fans that can only mean two things: Its time for tailgating and face painting.
Weve got all the gear and gadgets you need for a serious tailgating blowout.
These are:
Dont Freeload You got to bring some to get some.
Some say this rule doesnt apply to hot women.
It does, bikini top over cutoffs or not.
Dont Whine Theres going to be meat, theres going to begluten, and theres going to bebooze.
This isnt an ice cream social or a tea party at the Grim Meadows Retirement Community.
No Bombs Zero people care about your arm.
Theres cars around and huge guys who dont want you tossing a Hail Mary into their beer.
Cook or Clean Pick one and do it up right.
Stay Close Dont disappear with someones ticket and dont make anyone look for you when game time starts.
Theyll leave your ass outside, and rightfully so.
Also, if you see anyone else doing it: Regulate.
Act Your Age Ok, act your age minus about 5-10 years.
If you arent in college anymore.
confirm you know it.
Dont Be That Person Whatever it is, just dont.
The Tailgating Gear
On to the brass tacks.
Heres the18 essential pieces of tailgating equipment.
Its big, meant to handle Deadliest Catch-grade storms, and is damn near impossible to bust.
Its a little different than standard barbecue glop and a more elegant way to add flavor to any festivities.
This one is simple for a single person to snap up without asking everyone for help.
Can hold up to 350 lbs.
Outdoor Television
What good would an antenna be without a television?
Snap this up in seconds, dish out the goodness, and drop it back down for easy stowing.
Get this out and twist off the cap of any microbrew with a bit of flash.
The UE Roll 2 is the portable, waterproofBluetooth speakerof the moment.
Its the only way to fly your colors proudly in real fan fashion.
