Today, lets celebrate18 delightfully dastardly weapons from historythat have slaughtered their way into our hearts.
Each wheel is 27 feet tall and has its own motor.
Maxim Machine Gun
Heres where the the industrial revolution really got serious about killing people.
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It can also be worn as a belt if your wardrobe requires more danger.
Pumhart von Steyr
The barrel on the von Steyer beast is almost three feet in diameter.
One of the earliest flamethrowers, it was devised to burn ships since it ignites when it hits water.
Dyson LePetit Protector Ring
Youll know youvefound the right womanwhen this is the engagement ring she wants.
Its the ultimate trump in the international game of my weapon can beat up your weapon.
Its more difficult to get them to stop sticking in things, and are terriblefor EDCin any normal pocket.
Vespa 150 TAP
Only the French would think to weaponize a Vespa.
Aiming relied heavily on luck and no small amount of praying.
They are also rumored to have madeSigmund Freudgiggle uncontrollably from beyond the grave.
