Men, stop it.
We dont need to punish our palette every time we want to tie one on.
If theres a bad time for a Long Island, you never want to meet it.
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In fact, it uses very few mixers, making do with some lime juice and orgeat.
The same goes for Rose wines, which shouldnt be shunned for their playful My Little Pony hues.
They should be celebrated for their sweetness and paired with your chickenor steakproudly.
Cosmopolitan
The cosmo comes in a martini glass because its only slightly less liquor-laden yet tastes amazing.
Appletini
James Bond was a candy ass when it came to drinking.
Putting a splash of flavor to cut out the taste of alcohol is what smart imbibers do.
Its like bringing a knife and a cocky smile to a gunfight.
You dont mess with a man secure enough to apple-tini his way to inebriation.
Daiquiri
Love smoothies but hate gyms and sobriety?
Then let the daiquiri take you away on the tradewinds.
So, what you have here is a wiser screwdriver that wont leave your breath nearly as boozy.
Just dont say anything about getting caught in the rain.
Fun Fact: Its a terrible line but a great drink.
The odd black licorice taste of the Jager gives this a weird level of complexity.
Those that love it, love it to death.
Others…again, one and done.
Deep in this sugary decadence is the deep woods, and a greater ABV than you might expect.
Kahlua Mudslide
Because adults deserve a milkshake that really shakes your damn milk.
Coffee, rum, sugar, its 3 of the 5 major food groups, were pretty sure.
