Helpless, that is, unless were prepared.
Its even constructed out of recycled bits and pieces.
TheSurvival Bikeis a durable mountain bike complete with 4-stroke motor for power.
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Its nimble and agile, and wont strand you if you run out of gas.
Its a 6-wheeled silver beast with interior decoration more lavish, and better wired, than anystudio apartmentever made.
On the inside: paradise of your choosing.
Small windows work as murder holes for guerrilla combat right from your own back seat.