A mans face that has been shaven clean is an affront to God.
Natural Mustache
Natural is a general descriptor that can apply to mustaches of all kinds.
When executed naturally, it means limited amounts of wax or styling products are used.
Some can take this too far and resort to chewing their mustache, or letting it grow unevenly.
Natural doesnt mean sloppy, it merely means treated with less additives.
Generally speaking, anything that hasnt been classified falls into the catchall Freestyle category.
Freestyle can also be attached to any particular stache style.
As in English Freestyle or Natural Hungarian Freestyle.
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Chevron
You know what the Chevron is, you just dont know you know.
Its the quintessential Porn stache.
Its the Magnum P.I.
The heroes and legends from the 70s, 80s and today.
Blocky, the Chevron is different from a Pushbroom largely in length.
Chevrons are shorter overall, staying just above the lip.
It can be worn alone.
or accented with extrafacial hairinternally.
Connect the sides and you have a goatee.
Expand toward the ears and youve got mutton chops.
Wearing it is work unto itself, which will garner you respect.
Looks best with a monocle anda helmet.
Its a strange look, but is always fun to see done, particularly by narrow-faced men.
So impressive was Dalis mustache thatit survivedlong after he was dead and lost.
Youd better be wise and ready to stroke this likePai Meiif you do it.
Theyre exceptionally similar in being both slender and unconnected to the nostrils.
Both end at the edges of the mouth, if not before.
Though a slender distinction, the pencil is oddly thicker, as if shadedwith pencil.
The English is even slimmer, as if drawn on with a fine point fountain pen.
Clark Gable was the last of the great Pencil mustache devotees.
Toothbrush
If youre looking to be Hitler or Chaplin, this is the way to do it.
If not, its probably a terrible idea.
Its a waste of time.
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